Tired of giving your friends boring gifts? 🤮
Fuck that! There's a better way...
SUPPORTING BEYOND BLUE
What a shit show the last few years have been. Pandemics and wars and natural disasters - fuck that! But in the words of our muse, David Brent, “Who says famine has to be depressing?”
Our mission is to bring smiles to a world that has gotten way too fucking serious. By donating a portion of every purchase to Beyond Blue, we aim to inject positivity and hope into the lives of those who need it most.
Anxiety, depression and other mental health issues are all too real. We need to eliminate the stigma and make sure everyone gets the help they need to survive and thrive. If you or someone you know needs immediate help, call Lifeline on 13 11 14.
Why BitSweary? Why the fuck not?!
Small Australian business
We're just a couple of friends with a dream to run a business where we can tell our customers exactly what we think of them... absolute fucking legends! Except Pam S, she was a total dick.
Doing business a better way
We genuinely care about our customers, our beautiful planet and the welfare of the people we share it with. We're all in this together, so let's try to have some LOLs without destroying the very thing that gives us life.
Your friends will think you're cooler than you really are
Wrapping your mate's birthday gift in cunt paper is the easiest laugh you'll ever get. Your friends will talk about it for years to come and you'll gain dead-set legend status 🙌🏼.
Small Australian Business
100% Recycled Paper
Compostable Cellophane
Supporting Beyond Blue
Nothing says, “In a world full of cunts, you’re my favourite” like a gift wrapped in CUNT paper. Your friends, family, neighbours and Jan from Accounting deserve nothing less.
Each pack includes:
- CUNT paper (70x50cm)
- Gift tags
But don’t worry - you’re not a total twat. When you purchase our 100% recycled wrapping paper that comes in home compostable cellophane, you’ll be caring for our motherfucking planet. Plus, we’ll donate a portion of our profits to Beyond Blue to help Australians achieve their best possible mental health. ‘Cause we’re fucking cool like that.