Tired of giving your friends boring gifts? 🤮
Fuck that! There's a better way...

"Talk of the party"

Great quality wrapping paper and it was definitely the talk of the party. I'd expect plenty more customers because everyone was asking where I got it from. Thanks for the free card samples too, I used it to make an exceptionally rude card for my mate which was a lot of fun. Top stuff bud

Verified Buyer

"Awesome quality wrapping paper"

Awesome quality wrapping paper, and it came with a very funny card from Paul, as well as some extra goodies :) Made me giggle. Thank you!!

Verified Buyer

"What an awesome little business"

What an awesome little business and great customer service. Paul was kind enough to leave me the most hilarious THANKYOU card which i got a great laugh out of. Thanks for an awesome experience from start to finish.

Verified Buyer

it's no joke


What a shit show the last few years have been. Pandemics and wars and natural disasters  - fuck that! But in the words of our muse, David Brent, “Who says famine has to be depressing?” 

Our mission is to bring smiles to a world that has gotten way too fucking serious. By donating a portion of every purchase to Beyond Blue, we aim to inject positivity and hope into the lives of those who need it most.

Anxiety, depression and other mental health issues are all too real. We need to eliminate the stigma and make sure everyone gets the help they need to survive and thrive. If you or someone you know needs immediate help, call Lifeline on 13 11 14.

Why BitSweary? Why the fuck not?!

Small Australian business

We're just a couple of friends with a dream to run a business where we can tell our customers exactly what we think of them... absolute fucking legends! Except Pam S, she was a total dick.

Doing business a better way

We genuinely care about our customers, our beautiful planet and the welfare of the people we share it with. We're all in this together, so let's try to have some LOLs without destroying the very thing that gives us life.

Your friends will think you're cooler than you really are

Wrapping your mate's birthday gift in cunt paper is the easiest laugh you'll ever get. Your friends will talk about it for years to come and you'll gain dead-set legend status 🙌🏼.